A box of baby bengals
“What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
“Shut up, we’re keeping them.”
Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
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be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
"I'm gonna show you how I do my hair while feeding you life tips... because actions speak louder than words."
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